Driving with kids

This morning I looked in my rearview mirror and Em has this huge grin on her face and is giggling. I asked her what was so funny and she says, "Mom I had an ice cream bugger up my nose and it told me to pick it. It was full of juicy snot. (pause) I didn't eat it and...." I had to stop her at that point I thought I was going to barf! I don't know where that ice cream bugger is, just thinking about it makes me squirm! And so my day continues ...........